Thursday, December 31, 2009

What cream do you recommend to a Mullah who suffers from panty rash?

This guy has been stealing my panties from the clothes line and wearing them and now his daughter tells me that her father is suffering from a rash in his groin





what cream must he use?What cream do you recommend to a Mullah who suffers from panty rash?
his own dung ! filthy mullah !What cream do you recommend to a Mullah who suffers from panty rash?
My rule, I never put my undies out on the clothes line.





When you put your undies outside at the back of your house, you will likely find them to go missing the next day. Perverts are frequenting others' properties to see if they can steal any undies.





Here is what's more disgusting. If a pervert can steal ladies' undies, then what about those of his daughter's as well. How many brothers, sons and fathers go sniffing at their female relations' undies. It is disgusting, but it does happen in reality.
there is a point in life when one must make peace above to have peace in heart on earth and not let themself be anothers rug to walk on.


Prayer- Open my eyes so I can see you are working, and let me live to accomplish your will, forgive my sins and be my best friend, Messiah Jesus, amen.


A simple report to the police should get him the help that he needs.


yet before you do this prepare preprayer your heart and life, come to Jesus.


And I would advise you to dry your panties inside your house.





peace David in Jesus amazing grace





(Lord’s) Luke 18:31-43 (Hymn 485)





مسيح مرگ خود را پيشگويي ميكند و مرد نابينا را شفا ميدهد Jesus predicts His death and heals a blind man


با رسيدن به نقطة پاياني سفر خود در راه اورشليم, خداوند دوباره دربارة سرنوشت خود در اورشليم صحبت كرد. و در راهش, او به عنوان مسيح, قدرت و توانايي عيسي را نشان داد.


Arriving at the very last leg of his journey toward Jerusalem, the Lord spoke again about his destiny in Jerusalem. And on the way, he as Messiah, showed the power and authority of Jesus.





خدا شبيه كيست؟


Who is God like?





مسيح مكرراً در بارة اتفاقي كه قرار بود در اورشليم برايش پيش آيد براي حواريون پيشگويي مي كرد. اين نشان دهنده آن است كه مسيح بي وقفه به راهش ادامه ميداد, تا فرمان خداوند را به اتمام برساند, و حواريون را براي پيوستن به خدمت، آماده مي كرد. هر چند حواريون چيزي از حرف هاي او در اين رابطه درك نكردند. در آن زمان آنها تنها به جلال مسيح فكر ميكردند و نه به رنج هايي كه او در موردش صحبت ميكرد. بایستی بدانيم كه خداوند مي خواهد با ما در راه جلال همراه شود،اما این راه، راه رنج است. آيا قادریم با ميل باطني به همراه مسيح در اين راه پر رنج قدم بگذاريم؟


Vs.31-34: Jesus repeatedly foretold to the disciples what will happen to him in Jerusalem (5:35; 9:22; 44-45; 12:50; 13:33; 17:25). This shows that Jesus walks in his way without interruption to accomplish the purpose of God, and he prepared his disciples to join in his ministry. The disciples, however, did not have any comprehension. They were closely watching the glory earned through the Messiah, rather than the suffering the Messiah was to endure (마 20:20-28). We have to know that the Lord wants to go with me on the way of glory, but it is also the way of suffering. Can you willingly walk in this way for suffering with the Lord?





او مرد نابينا را كه ميخواست بينا شود، نجات داد. خداوند ايمان حقيقي او به عيسي را ديد, و خواهش بي رياي او را برآورده كرد. وقتي كه مرد نابينا عيسي را ';پسر داوود'; خواند, اين عبارت اولين باري بود كه در كتاب لوقا ثبت مي شد. با اين حال كه او نميتوانست ببيند, ولي در ايمان معنوي خود ميدانست كه خدا عيسي را براي پادشاهي داوود فرستاده است. آيا ما نیز به راستي ايمان به خداوند را اعتراف ميكنیم؟


Vs.35-43: He saved a blind person who wanted to see. The Lord saw his true faith in Jesus, and made his sincere desire satisfied. When the blind man called Jesus the “Son of David”, it is the first time this expression is recorded in the book of Luke. Even though he could not see, he had faith to spiritually see that God gave Jesus the crown of David. Do I truly know the Lord and confess faith?





خداوند چه درسي به ما میدهد؟


What lesson is God teaching me?





مرد نابينا با نااميدي درخواست كمك ميكرد چون او ايمان داشت به عيسي, كه به نام پسر داوود خواهد آمد, و در حقيقت ميتواند به او زندگي جديدي عطا كند. برخلاف ثروتمندان و حواريون, او تمام اميد و اعتمادش به خداوند بود. آيا واقعا'; اعتقاد داريم كه خداوند تمام مشكلاتمان را حل خواهد كرد؟ پس اگر ايمان داريم, نباید شك کنیم و براي كمك, نگاهمان به او باشد.


Vs.35-39: The blind desperately asked for help because he believed that Jesus, coming as the Son of David, could truly give him a new life. Unlike the rich ruler or the disciples, he put all his hope and trust in the Lord only. Do you believe that the Lord can solve your every problem? If you do, don’t hesitate and look to him for help.





اگر خداوند امروز به سراغ ما بيايد و بپرسد, ';چه ميخواهي برايت انجام دهم؟'; درخواستمان چیست؟ همانگونه كه مرد نابينا به سادگي اعتراف كرد كه ';خداوندا, من ميخواهم ببينم'; آيا ميتوانيم همين اعتراف را به خداوند بگوییم؟


V.41: If the Lord comes to me today and asks, “What do you want me to do?” then what do I want to say? As the blind person simply confessed “Lord, I want to see”, can you make the same confession to the Lord?





مرد نابينا آرزوي ديدن را بدست آورد, پس با پرستش خداوند به دنبال عيسي روان شد. آيا در عوض كارهايي كه خداوند برايمان انجام داده به خوبي خدمت كنیم؟


V.43: The blind received his desire for sight, so that he followed Jesus with praising God. Do I serve the Lord well with this as a turning point because of what the Lord has been done for me?





نیایش- خداوندا! چشمانمان را باز كن تا تو را در حالي كه در ما كار ميكني، ببینیم و بگذار تا براي بجا آوردن خواست تو زندگی کنیم.


Prayer- Open my eyes so I can see you are working, and let me live to accomplish your will, forgive my sins and be my best friend, Messiah Jesus, amen.
A cream called ';That's a load of Crap';


you use it alot .. you should be aware of it





P.S. he shouldn't wear your panties .. that's were he got the dirty rash from the start ..


little advice .. shower daily
cream of wheat will probably work but only if applied without panties.
Oh I see you are the one who needs to be cured first. Take some pig **** %26amp; rub it all over your body %26amp; that thick brain of yours, hopefully you will be relieved and so shall we.
Reported.
Sleep with you
Depends on the type of rash. A little Desitin wouldn't hurt.

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